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| Kate: | The Internet is really really great. |
| Trekkie: | For porn. |
| Kate: | I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait. |
| Trekkie: | For porn. |
| Kate: | Huh? There's always some new site, |
| Trekkie: | For porn! |
| Kate: | I browse all day and night. |
| Trekkie: | For porn! |
| Kate: | It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light. |
| Trekkie: | For porn! |
| Kate: | Trekkie! |
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for porn. |
| Kate: | Trekkie! |
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for porn. |
| Kate: | What are you doing!? |
| Trekkie: | Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn! |
| Kate: | Tre-e-ekkie! |
| Trekkie: | Oh, hello, Kate Monster. |
| Kate: | You are ruining my song! |
| Trekkie: | Oh, me sorry, me no mean to. |
| Kate: | Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? |
| Trekkie: | Okie Dokie |
| Kate: | Good. |
| Kate: | I'm glad we have this new technology, |
| Trekkie: | For porn. |
| Kate: | Which gives us untold opportunity. |
| Trekkie: | For por... oops, sorry. |
| Kate: | Right from you own desktop, |
| Trekkie: | For... |
| Kate: | You can research, browse and shop, Until you've had enough and your ready to stop. |
| Trekkie: | For porn! |
| Kate: | Trekkie! |
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for porn! |
| Kate: | No-o-o... |
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for porn! |
| Kate: | Trekkie! |
| Trekkie: | Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! |
| Kate: | That's gross! You're a pervert. |
| Trekkie: | Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster. |
| Kate: | No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet. |
| Trekkie: | Ohhhh? |
| Kate: | What?! |
| Trekkie: | You have no idea! Ready normal people? |
| Normal People: | Readу... Ready... Ready... |
| Trekkie: | Let me hear it! |
| Trekkie and guys: | The Internet is for porn! |
| Princeton: | Sorry, Kate. |
| Trekkie and guys: | The Internet is for porn! |
| Princeton: | I masturbate! |
| Trekkie: | All these guys unzip their flies |
| Trekkie and guys: | For porn, porn, porn! |
| Kate: | The Internet is not for porn! |
| Trekkie and guys: | Porn, porn, p... |
| Kate: | Hold on a second! Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online. |
| Rob: | That's correct. |
| Kate: | And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com. |
| Brian: | Sure! |
| Kate: | And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay. |
| Gary: | Yes I do! |
| Kate: | And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card. |
| Princeton: | True! |
| Trekkie: | Oh, but, Kate, what you think he do... after? Hmm? |
| Princeton: | Yeah. |
| Kate: | Eeewwww! |
| Trekkie and guys: | The Internet is for porn! |
| Kate: | Gross! |
| Trekkie and guys: | The Internet is for porn! |
| Kate: | I hate porn! |
| Trekkie: | Grab your dick and double click, |
| Trekkie and guys: | For porn, porn, porn! |
| Kate: | I hate you, men! |
| Trekkie and guys (harmonizing): | Porn, porn, porn, porn! |
| Kate: | I'm leaving! |
| Trekkie and guys: | Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn! |
| Kate: | I hate the Internet! |
| Trekkie and guys: | Porn, porn, porn, porn! |
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for... |
| Trekkie and some: | The Internet is for... |
| Trekkie and all: | The Internet is for PORN! |
| Trekkie: | Yeah! |
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